How to Secure a Mbinga

Ladies ndauya ne ma tips on how to secure a mbinga, take notes and learn something. If you’re not in the market for a mbinga then don’t read this. If you’re a feminist or Women’s rights freak then this is not for you ibva pano.

First and foremost I will be blunt kutsvuka doesn’t attract a high networth man, maya. Hameno kuti who lied to you kuti mbinga dzinoda ma yellow bone? Ma car dealer and boys dze tonaz yes, vanoda ma yellow bone but mbinga hadzinei nazvo zvehu yellow bone. Ma yellow bone are just nice time girls they are not meant to be taken seriously especially vaya vano bleacher. Sorry henyu kana ndatsika mu garden menyu.

Secondly askana being young,  or having a heavy mulundukwa can get you attention but it won’t secure a mbinga for you.

Step 1: Scrub the Evidence (The Socials Check)

Before you even step out the crib, just know kuti a mbinga’s social media deep-dive game is bussin’ bussin’. They will check your socials or ask their boys to check to see if you’re worth the paper or if you’re chaos waiting to happen.

 The Big Clean-Up: Go through your history like it’s a national audit. Those snaps of you chilling with a Carling Black Label or a cheap scud? Massive L. That makes you a $20 hun you cant demand a car iwe une ma pic e lager on your socials zidzoro. Delete.

 The Vibe Switch: Your feed needs to look like you occasionally fly out to Cape Town or Joburg for no reason. Post photos of a fancy coffee and tag the location vaguely. You need to look effortlessly wealthy, not like you’re stressing for the next bus fare. Your vibe and socials should match the lifestyle you want and the man who can provide for that lifestyle.

Step 2: Location, Location, Location

Forget the downtown spots or spots where half of Harare is found. The real mbingas are outside the CBD, in their exclusive zones.

Think upscale sports clubs, golf courses, or private member lounges. If you can’t afford the membership, go on a night they host a charity event and volunteer (or pretend you’re meeting your ‘lawyer’). I am not going to name the places.

 Showing up to a place where the crowd is full of car dealers or Ximex mall boys (those rocking fake chains and cheap flexes) is a red flag. If you hang out in such joints dont post the pictures on your socials by looking at the background in the pic we can tell kuti manga muripi. Mbingas are looking for class, not the chaotic vibe of a street hustle. Ukatambira kunotamba ma dealer hameno hako unopihwa $50 zvikavharana.

Step 3: The Drip vs. The Trash (Knowing Your Levels)

There are levels to this baddie life, and showing too much skin attracts the wrong kind of attention.

Dressing like a street walker who expects a $20 or $50 lay will only attract the lower-tier fellas. Mbingas are after class that matches their wealth. They want someone who looks like they belong at a five-star hotel, not a downtown club. Because $20 huns vane drama and real mbinga hadzidi anything that brings them problems.

 Your outfit (drip) needs to be calculated. Think good quality fabrics, subtle accessories, and a look that says, “I am quality, I don’t follow fast fashion.” A little cleavage or a tight fit is a W, but showing your whole booty is a huge L.

 Dzungu haribhadhare don’t act like a Walker, Texas Ranger—aggressive, loud, and messy. Be polite, softly spoken, and poised. Mbingas are looking for a Queen to share their W’s with, not a cheugy liability. Be refined , carry yourself with class and elegance after all you’re a lioness on the prowl.

Step 4: Access is Everything

Trying to approach a mbinga directly is often a fail. They are afraid of women trying to set them up or play games with them. If you want something serious with a mbinga zembera cousin, muzukuru or runner.

 The Cousin/The Runner: The easiest way in is through their cousin, their personal assistant, or a close friend (the runner). They trust their inner circle. Usavhairire ice boy kana runner we mbinga because ndiye muridzi we dhiri they can shut it down quick fast or have you replaced quick fast and in a hurry. Ipa runner shamwari yako or cousin yako yekujecha.

 The Target: Identify a runner who seems approachable, no cap. Be genuinely kind to them, show an interest in their life (even if you don’t care), and keep the conversation chill.

 The Smooth Link: Once you’ve built a rapport with the runner, casually mention that you were hoping to get some intel on a business opportunity from the mbinga. Dont rush to say ukuda murungu wake no, It can’t be about money; it has to be about status. The runner will be gagged and think you’re serious. Bet, they will introduce you.

When you’re introduced to the Mbinga play an intelligent game , be lovable , be genuine don’t pretend to know things , don’t pretend to like what you don’t like mbinga haisi bharanzi hakuna bharanzi rine mari they can see through you.

Ndichadzoka ne part two.